Stephanie Simbari
Sexy

What’s Ylse? It’s a sitcom. Still uninterested? Well, it’s the first professional credit from our lovely brunette stunner, Stephanie Simbari. Of course, she only played a Bank Teller #1, but at least she was number-one. Next she showed up in the short Meshuggeneh (2009), as Hollywood works it’s way through every Yiddish word as a potential project. Another comedy in which she makes us laugh in our pants is Who Stole the Electric Car? (2009), but it was another bit part. We had high hopes for the boob tube series Intercourse with a Vampire, where Stephanie was cast as Cool Girl, but again, no boobs. While the thriller Liars All (2013) doesn’t change her sexposure on screen, it is the closest we’ve come to coming, and came we did, seeing her in her bra. Imagine what will happen when she takes it off.